1 00:00:01,534 --> 00:00:03,661 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪ 2 00:00:03,737 --> 00:00:05,534 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪♪ 3 00:00:05,605 --> 00:00:07,368 Beautiful young girls in a chorus line? 4 00:00:09,075 --> 00:00:12,511 As the director, l carry the entire emotional burden of this production. 5 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:14,945 ♪ Three Little Maids from school are we ♪♪ 6 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:16,312 My God, l don't believe it. 7 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,146 What makes you think your brother's in trouble? 8 00:00:18,218 --> 00:00:21,187 His two friends tried to leave the group, and a week later were found dead. 9 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,343 Jump. 10 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:27,022 You failed to mention that your hot clue involved total immersion. 11 00:00:30,430 --> 00:00:31,419 Get down! 12 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:44,528 [exclaiming] 13 00:02:06,926 --> 00:02:07,915 [exclaims] 14 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,819 [exclaims] 15 00:02:19,439 --> 00:02:21,430 (Magnum) Higgins, you down there? 16 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:22,734 Yes. 17 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,505 Just a moment, please. 18 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:32,007 l'm sorry. l was looking for Jonathan Higgins. 19 00:02:32,285 --> 00:02:33,718 Magnum, what do you want? 20 00:02:33,786 --> 00:02:35,720 [laughing] What are you doing? 21 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:38,621 Agatha and her friends are arguing over who stands where... 22 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:40,886 the rental company just arrived with all the costumes... 23 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,554 and some carpenter asked me to pay him for your stage... 24 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:47,122 and l find you in here shadow slashing. Yes, yes. l'm coming. 25 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,460 Really, Magnum, l don't think you understand the creative temperament. 26 00:02:50,537 --> 00:02:54,303 As the director, l carry the entire emotional burden of this production. 27 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:57,609 l was merely reviewing the score in private. 28 00:02:58,077 --> 00:03:01,444 Oh, really? Looks to me like you were practicing for a part. 29 00:03:01,714 --> 00:03:02,738 The lead? 30 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:06,679 Naturally, a responsible director would be prepared... 31 00:03:06,753 --> 00:03:10,314 to step in at a moment's notice in case one of his cast members became ill. 32 00:03:10,590 --> 00:03:13,286 Just another of the many obligations of being a director. 33 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,452 Constantly tugged in one direction or another... 34 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,723 expected to be in three places at once... 35 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:20,027 and here you are, making more demands on me. 36 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:23,366 Honestly, Magnum, what do you perceive me to be? 37 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,936 [Behold the Lord High Executioner playing] 38 00:03:29,008 --> 00:03:30,999 Behold the Lord High Executioner 39 00:03:31,077 --> 00:03:34,513 A personage of noble rank and title 00:03:38,108 A dignified and potent officer 41 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:42,082 Whose functions are particularly vital 42 00:03:42,355 --> 00:03:45,654 ♪ Defer, defer ♪ 43 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:49,092 ♪ To the Lord High Executioner ♪♪ 44 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:50,287 (Higgins) With all l have to do... 45 00:03:50,363 --> 00:03:53,355 and you still haven't made arrangements for security for the performance? 46 00:03:53,433 --> 00:03:54,661 Well, l talked to Rick and T.C... 47 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:57,794 but they said they didn't want to hang out with a bunch of opera guys. 48 00:03:57,870 --> 00:04:00,896 The Sandwich lslands Savoyards and Sir Cedric Brooke... 49 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,737 are hardly a bunch of opera guys. 50 00:04:02,809 --> 00:04:04,834 Well, l'm sure they didn't mean any offense by it. 51 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:07,880 All right, what do you want? The darkroom. 52 00:04:07,947 --> 00:04:10,780 l want unrestricted use of the darkroom, and we have a deal. 53 00:04:12,018 --> 00:04:13,076 Very well. 54 00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,244 [laughing] 55 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:17,183 (woman) Okay, guys. This is pretty good. 56 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,350 It's coming along. Now let's take a break. 57 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,223 All right, lads. Thank you. 58 00:04:22,295 --> 00:04:24,820 Now, Three Little Maids, with the piano. 59 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:29,628 l don't believe it. Now Big Harry canceled. 60 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,364 l am trying to talk to you about this important security job... 61 00:04:32,438 --> 00:04:34,633 and all you want to talk about is some poker game? 62 00:04:34,707 --> 00:04:35,833 Not ''some'' poker game. 63 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,809 The biggest game this lsland's ever seen, with the richest pot. 64 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,846 And now, l don't have anywhere to play. 65 00:04:41,581 --> 00:04:44,311 Oh, l already told you. l am not interested in standing guard... 66 00:04:44,384 --> 00:04:46,409 at Higgins' latest charity event. 67 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:50,388 But this won't even seem like working. You can see the show for free. 68 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:54,483 [scoffs] l saw Higgins' show last year. Count me out. 69 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:57,188 Well, l wouldn't even be doing this myself... 70 00:04:57,263 --> 00:05:00,892 except someone has to ensure the safety of these beautiful girls in the chorus line. 71 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:03,162 Girls? What girls? Excuse me. 72 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:05,699 l was told l might find Thomas Magnum here. 73 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:09,105 l can wait if you're busy. Busy? Are you kidding? Come on, sit down. 74 00:05:09,175 --> 00:05:12,406 Are you Mr. Magnum? No, l'm Thomas Magnum. 75 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:15,140 We're his associates. Yes. What can we help you with? 76 00:05:15,214 --> 00:05:18,411 l don't have any associates. Thomas, what are you 77 00:05:18,484 --> 00:05:20,213 We were just talking about the security job... 78 00:05:20,286 --> 00:05:21,480 the three of us were going to take. 79 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:25,581 Right. lf you'll just come with me, we can discuss this in private over here. 80 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:26,816 Wow. 81 00:05:27,260 --> 00:05:29,694 Well, better luck next time, buddy. 82 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,064 Think that's one of the chorus girls he was talking about? 83 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:38,660 (Sally) This was taken in his senior year in school. 84 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:42,338 Look at that smile. Such an honest and trusting face. 85 00:05:42,442 --> 00:05:44,467 What makes you think your brother's in trouble? 86 00:05:44,544 --> 00:05:46,535 Well, for the first few months after he got here... 87 00:05:46,612 --> 00:05:48,477 we talked on the phone almost every week. 88 00:05:48,548 --> 00:05:50,539 He had these plans for me to come over. 89 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:52,243 l'm just a graduate student in music. 90 00:05:52,318 --> 00:05:54,946 How was l going to get the money to come to Hawaii? 91 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:59,551 Then he and his two buddies joined this eastern chanting group. 92 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,452 l don't know, he.... 93 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:04,758 He became a different person. He was so distant, and cold. 94 00:06:05,465 --> 00:06:07,558 And then he stopped calling altogether. 95 00:06:07,633 --> 00:06:09,726 You think they're holding him against his will? 96 00:06:09,802 --> 00:06:13,363 The last time l talked to him, he was so belligerent, l did some checking. 97 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:17,201 l found out that his two friends tried to leave the group... 98 00:06:17,276 --> 00:06:19,039 and a week later were found dead. 99 00:06:20,246 --> 00:06:21,975 How did they die? Drowned. 100 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:24,045 The police say it was an accident. 101 00:06:24,984 --> 00:06:26,508 Well, l'm sorry to.... 102 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,377 Listen, your brother-- l haven't seen him since. 103 00:06:29,555 --> 00:06:31,455 Do you have an address, anything to go on? 104 00:06:31,524 --> 00:06:34,049 Yes, but if they know that we're looking for him.... 105 00:06:34,127 --> 00:06:35,617 No, we'll be careful. 106 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:37,894 (Magnum) Eric's address was one of... 107 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:39,795 the roughest neighborhoods in Honolulu. 108 00:06:39,866 --> 00:06:41,333 Or anywhere else. 109 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:45,462 Most people who lived here weren't in trouble. They were past trouble. 110 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,011 Eric wouldn't live like this. 111 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,712 l know something has happened to him. 112 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:59,013 l mean, if he's still alive... 113 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,450 he's not himself. 114 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,677 This group that he hooked up with... 115 00:07:04,590 --> 00:07:06,785 did he say anything about their activities? 116 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:10,727 Well, he told me that they give all of their material belongings... 117 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:12,230 to their spiritual leader. 118 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:16,557 And that they do honest labor for their soul's salvation... 119 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,433 and give the money to the poor. 120 00:07:19,839 --> 00:07:21,033 What is it? 121 00:07:21,707 --> 00:07:22,833 ''Help wanted.'' 122 00:07:22,942 --> 00:07:25,035 Shipping lines, unloading freight. 123 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:26,305 lt's circled. 124 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,141 Honest labor. 125 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:32,412 Maybe l can find him there. 126 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,282 Listen, l'm gonna take you back to your hotel... 127 00:07:34,353 --> 00:07:36,150 and check this out. Where are you staying? 128 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:38,383 l don't really have a hotel. 129 00:07:38,724 --> 00:07:40,692 l can just.... l'll stay here. 130 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,353 l can't leave you here. lt's not safe. 131 00:07:43,496 --> 00:07:45,396 l don't know what else to do. 132 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:52,133 [piano playing] 133 00:07:56,909 --> 00:07:58,843 Three Little Maids from school are we 134 00:07:58,911 --> 00:08:01,311 Pert as a schoolgirl well can be 135 00:08:01,380 --> 00:08:03,814 Filled to the brim with girlish glee 136 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,714 Three Little Maids from school 137 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,844 (Agatha) Everything is a source of fun 138 00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:12,320 Nobody's safe for we care for none 139 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:16,588 Life is a joke that's just begun 140 00:08:19,365 --> 00:08:21,458 Three Little Maids from school 141 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,502 Three Little Maids from school 142 00:08:23,569 --> 00:08:27,562 Three Little Maids from school 143 00:08:30,209 --> 00:08:31,198 [piano stops] 144 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:35,177 Ladies. 145 00:08:36,115 --> 00:08:38,913 l believe l detect a glimmer of improvement. 146 00:08:39,552 --> 00:08:42,612 However, your fan work is still woefully inadequate. 147 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,248 But, Jonathan, it's so difficult. 148 00:08:45,591 --> 00:08:49,391 First, the steps. Then when we learned that, the fans. 149 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,589 Yes, then the dance steps. Don't forget all of them. 150 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:55,395 And my poor swollen ankles. 151 00:08:55,468 --> 00:08:59,905 Since 1885, when Gilbert and Sullivan's immortal Mikado was first presented... 152 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:03,874 the Three Little Maids have performed this song exactly as l have taught it to you. 153 00:09:03,943 --> 00:09:05,410 ln your hands, ladies... 154 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,970 is a tradition stretching back to the glorious days of the Empire. 155 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,309 You, too, will uphold it. Yes, even cherish it. 156 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,875 Higgins? Excuse me. 157 00:09:14,186 --> 00:09:16,211 Ladies. Hello, Agatha. 158 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:18,416 l'd like you to meet Sally De Forest. (Higgins) 159 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:20,982 About my poor swollen ankle... 160 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,352 couldn't we possibly eliminate... 161 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,627 just one difficult step in the dance? 162 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,099 lmpossible. 163 00:09:29,268 --> 00:09:32,135 Our guest star, Sir Cedric Brooke, will have no rehearsal time with us. 164 00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:35,503 He will arrive prepared to step into the classic blocking and staging. 165 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:39,306 And you ladies must not fail him. We will try yet again. 166 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:45,478 Magnum, unless you're here to explain that this young woman is a security expert.... 167 00:09:45,551 --> 00:09:47,917 No, no, no. Sally de Forest is a client. 168 00:09:47,987 --> 00:09:48,976 Oh, really? 169 00:09:49,889 --> 00:09:52,255 And l have a small favor to ask. Nothing important. 170 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:55,226 lt just seems that Sally's had a run of bad luck lately and-- 171 00:09:55,294 --> 00:09:58,024 Starting with hiring you as her investigator, no doubt. 172 00:09:58,097 --> 00:10:01,396 l'll ignore that, and l told her there would be absolutely no problem... 173 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,595 none whatsoever, with her staying here on the estate... 174 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:07,332 in one of the many, many empty rooms which are always ready... 175 00:10:07,406 --> 00:10:10,864 completely prepared in the spirit of hospitality Robin Masters is famous for. 176 00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:14,242 Miss De Forest, l regret that what Magnum proposed is out of the question. 177 00:10:14,313 --> 00:10:15,337 Higgins. As you can see... 178 00:10:15,414 --> 00:10:18,713 all energies are devoted to the final preparations for our operetta. 179 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:21,753 An unanticipated guest is not part of those plans. 180 00:10:21,821 --> 00:10:24,016 l could just go back to Eric's. 181 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,182 She plays piano, Higgins. 182 00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:28,390 Modestly, l am a superb... 183 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,191 albeit completely self-taught, rehearsal pianist. 184 00:10:31,263 --> 00:10:34,289 Yes, but, if she were playing piano... 185 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:38,133 you could be on stage, directing your actors. 186 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:40,830 Well, perhaps.... 187 00:10:40,906 --> 00:10:43,204 l mean, you can't be expected to do everything... 188 00:10:43,275 --> 00:10:45,937 constantly being tugged in one direction or another. 189 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,314 Well, it would give me an opportunity to step back... 190 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:51,850 and look at the production objectively. 191 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,345 Well, just give her a chance, Higgins. 192 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:57,150 lf she doesn't do a good job, she'll leave. No hard feelings. 193 00:10:57,223 --> 00:10:58,690 lt would be a pleasure. 194 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:02,427 lt's not often l get to practice on such a fine piano. 195 00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:09,599 Confidentially, Higgins, l have a hot lead on this case. 196 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,796 There's every chance l'll wrap it up by this evening. 197 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:16,706 ♪♪[piano playing] 198 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,538 A true gentleman... 199 00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,480 a British gentleman... 200 00:11:25,918 --> 00:11:26,907 would say yes. 201 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,388 Ladies. 202 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,894 (Magnum) When I write my book... 203 00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,795 on how to be a world-class private investigator... 204 00:12:13,866 --> 00:12:16,994 I'm going to include a special chapter on observation. 205 00:12:17,369 --> 00:12:20,133 Now, even though I've trained my eye to pick up every detail... 206 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:23,403 [camera clicking] I still take pictures just to be absolutely sure. 207 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:27,611 After all, even a professional eye can't be as good as a camera. 208 00:12:34,019 --> 00:12:36,613 [camera clicking] 209 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:45,586 [camera clicking] 210 00:13:02,481 --> 00:13:04,278 [ship horn blowing] 211 00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:22,094 Hi guys. How's it going? 212 00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:23,899 What you want, brother? 213 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,437 Refrigerators. l got to pick up a load of refrigerators. 214 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:30,464 l got the invoice here someplace. This is pier 1 7, isn't it? 215 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,374 Seventeen's around the other side. 216 00:13:32,444 --> 00:13:34,935 Oh, you're kidding. Oh, my mistake. 217 00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:37,744 Listen, maybe if there's a phone somewhere that l.... 218 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,092 lt's a company car. 219 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,989 Maybe you better get out of here. 220 00:13:50,062 --> 00:13:51,120 Hey, l got a better idea. 221 00:13:51,197 --> 00:13:54,030 Maybe one of you guys could ride with me down to the end of this dock... 222 00:13:54,099 --> 00:13:55,760 and give me directions. What do you say? 223 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,530 We gave you directions. 224 00:14:00,306 --> 00:14:01,898 (man 1) Didn't you hear? 225 00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,236 Hey, come on, lighten up. 226 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:05,777 All l want is my refrigerators. 227 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,541 Big 22-cubic-footers with ice makers? 228 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,411 We got ice for you, pal. 229 00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:12,139 Jump. 230 00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:15,642 What? 231 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:17,679 [water splashing] 232 00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:19,155 Jump. 233 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:32,336 (Magnum) Once, when I was a kid... 234 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:35,601 three older guys decided to beat me up for no apparent reason. 235 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,074 I held my own until a fourth showed up. 236 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:41,442 And from that day on, I vowed that three was my limit. 237 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,078 Particularly when I didn't know what I was fighting about. 238 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,088 [piano playing] 239 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:04,397 Three Little Maids from school are we 240 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,597 Pert as a schoolgirl well can be 241 00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:09,368 Filled to the brim with girlish glee 242 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,033 Three Little Maids from school 243 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,340 ♪ Everything is a source of fun ♪ 244 00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:17,847 (Agatha) Nobody's safe, for we care for none 245 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,477 Beautiful young girls in a chorus line? 246 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:23,353 Since when did you believe anything that Thomas said? 247 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:27,085 l told you he was just trying to con you into doing security for him. 248 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:28,524 Well, this time it didn't work. 249 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,821 ♪ Three Little Maids who all unwary ♪♪ 250 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:34,024 (Higgins) All right, you can stop. 251 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:39,667 Not entirely unacceptable. 252 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,137 Now, Miss De Forest, again from the chorus, please. 253 00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:48,810 Could l make a suggestion? Yes. 254 00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:52,546 lf l played it a tone lower, l think it might be a little easier for them. 255 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,551 Oh, can you do that? 256 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:57,583 (Agatha) lt would be heavenly not to-- Oh, my God. 257 00:15:58,057 --> 00:16:01,618 You failed to mention that your hot clue involved total immersion. 258 00:16:02,027 --> 00:16:05,986 Tell me that Mr. Masters' camera is not-- The camera is fine! 259 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:14,201 The only reason that l'm a little bit wet... 260 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,564 is l was conducting a surveillance. 261 00:16:17,943 --> 00:16:19,501 (Agatha) Oh, Jonathan... 262 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:22,173 it is 4:00. 263 00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:25,848 Very well. 264 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:27,811 Tea. 265 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:33,819 Did you see Eric? 266 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:36,392 Well, how was he? How does he look? 267 00:16:36,462 --> 00:16:39,989 Well, l didn't actually get to talk to him. But he looks all right. 268 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,266 Miss De Forest. 269 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:43,832 l'll be right there. 270 00:16:44,236 --> 00:16:45,703 When do l get to see him? 271 00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,269 l'm working on it. 272 00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,349 (Agatha) Will you have some tea? 273 00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:01,646 Oh, thanks, Agatha. Thanks, Agatha. 274 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:04,689 All right, so they were a little messy. Not a little messy. 275 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:07,851 The last time that you and your poker buddies used my place... 276 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:11,225 it looked like someone set off a claymore mine in the living room. 277 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,191 Do you wanna explain this? No. Rick, l'm glad you're here. 278 00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:18,202 Thomas, if this is about security, l'm not doing it. 279 00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:20,464 Hey. What are these? These are really great. 280 00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:23,531 Cucumber sandwiches. Oh, l love vegetable sandwiches. 281 00:17:23,642 --> 00:17:25,701 Rick, l'm not going to ask you about security. 282 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,712 Thanks, Agatha. You already turned me down. 283 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,441 l respect that. Good. 284 00:17:29,515 --> 00:17:32,177 l need you to run down an address for me, from a license plate. 285 00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,242 Thomas, l just happen to be a little busy right now. 286 00:17:34,319 --> 00:17:36,549 l'm trying to find a place for my poker game by tomorrow afternoon. 287 00:17:36,622 --> 00:17:38,613 How long could it take you to run down an address? 288 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:41,818 l love cards. They're so relaxing. 289 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,988 One phone call. 290 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,691 When my mother and father went on their world cruise... 291 00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,097 they began playing cards with another couple. 292 00:17:49,868 --> 00:17:51,495 From Australia, l believe. 293 00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,330 What do you say? 294 00:17:54,206 --> 00:17:56,003 Okay, okay. Thanks. 295 00:17:56,341 --> 00:17:59,276 They started betting a penny a point. 296 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:00,367 [laughs] 297 00:18:00,512 --> 00:18:01,706 High rollers, huh, Aggie? 298 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:05,876 By the end of the cruise, my father had lost $10,000. 299 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:08,945 Ten? $10,000? Yes. 300 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:11,046 (Rick) What did you say they call this game? 301 00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,215 Bridge. 302 00:18:12,291 --> 00:18:14,088 Think you could teach me how to play? 303 00:18:14,159 --> 00:18:16,218 l'd be delighted! 304 00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:17,824 Agatha. 305 00:18:19,631 --> 00:18:22,862 Well, as much as l'd hate to miss the second chorus.... 306 00:18:23,869 --> 00:18:26,895 You riding with me, buddy? Oh, yeah. l've got things to do, too. 307 00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:32,041 See you later. l'll call you later, too. Thanks. 308 00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:35,573 All right, ladies. 309 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,937 [knocking on door] 310 00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,206 Come in. 311 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,609 ♪♪[music playing] 312 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,339 Magnum, l've.... 313 00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,875 Are you having trouble with your lights? No! 314 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,645 [sharply] What do you want? 315 00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,757 l've just spoken to Sir Cedric. 316 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,416 Apparently, he's on the lsland... 317 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:24,189 although he's not arriving at the estate until curtain time. 318 00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,662 Throw me that shirt, will you? 319 00:19:25,797 --> 00:19:29,289 And he's leaving right after the performance... 320 00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,802 although he won't say where he's going. 321 00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:36,603 lt's not Robin's. l bought it. 322 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,940 Obviously. 323 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,206 Higgins, could we discuss this tomorrow? 324 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,272 lt's so typical of him to turn everything into a cloak-and-dagger event. 325 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,783 Even a simple production of The Mikado. 326 00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,312 (Sally) Hello. 327 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:52,484 Hello. 328 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,286 l hope l'm not early. 329 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:58,156 No. No. 330 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,697 Higgins was just leaving. 331 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,100 Weren't you, Higgins? 332 00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:09,102 We'll discuss the schedule tomorrow morning. 333 00:20:09,174 --> 00:20:10,607 (Magnum) First thing. 334 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,712 [enunciating] Be sure the wine... 335 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,475 has ample time... 336 00:20:19,618 --> 00:20:20,607 to breathe. 337 00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:39,663 You want some wine? l'd love some. 338 00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,171 Why don't you sit down? 339 00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,741 Well, l'm not sure what l was expecting, but this is nice. lt's... 340 00:20:46,812 --> 00:20:48,575 friendly. Lived in. 341 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:50,114 Yeah. 342 00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,348 l hope you like Ahi Kupa. 343 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:54,746 What's that? 344 00:20:54,853 --> 00:20:56,912 Oh, it's an old family recipe. 345 00:20:56,989 --> 00:20:58,513 Tuna casserole. 346 00:20:58,590 --> 00:20:59,614 [chuckling] Tuna casserole? 347 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,680 Yeah. 348 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:02,927 Do you know that that is the only thing... 349 00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,758 that my mother knew how to cook? 350 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:07,856 You're kidding. No. Well, that and scrambled eggs. 351 00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:11,127 Well, we could order out for some pizza. No. 352 00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,260 l love tuna casserole. 353 00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:16,697 Besides, l'm much too hungry to wait for pizza. 354 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,608 Well, that will be ready in a few minutes. Okay, thanks. 355 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,645 Oh, excuse me. 356 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:26,717 When l was growing up, my father was in the Navy. 357 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:30,579 Oh, yeah? Yeah. We moved around a lot. 358 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,323 Every year or so, there l was, the new kid in town. 359 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:38,289 No matter where we were, there were always two things that l could count on. 360 00:21:38,463 --> 00:21:41,899 One, that my brother, Eric, was my best friend... 361 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,169 number two, that my mother would make tuna casserole for dinner. 362 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,403 She used to try and disguise it by calling it different names also. 363 00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:52,136 ''Tuna Kim Chee'' when we were in Korea. 364 00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:53,438 (Rick) Thomas. 365 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:54,668 [door closes] 366 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,474 What? 367 00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:58,810 Whoa. Hey... 368 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:02,081 l'm sorry l barged in on you like this. Hi, Sally. 369 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:03,783 l got that information for you. 370 00:22:03,855 --> 00:22:05,220 l thought you were gonna call. 371 00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:08,623 Well, l was. But l decided it'd better if l just talked to you face to face. 372 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,685 ls it about Eric? Yeah. 373 00:22:11,229 --> 00:22:13,720 Here, l brought the address over. Oh, great. 374 00:22:14,299 --> 00:22:17,063 But l figure, one favor deserves another. 375 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,800 About my poker game tomorrow afternoon-- No. 376 00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:21,998 Now, wait a minute. You don't even know what l'm gonna ask. 377 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,065 You're going to ask if you can have it here, and you can't... 378 00:22:24,142 --> 00:22:27,771 because the Sandwich lslands Savoyards are performing The Mikado tomorrow. 379 00:22:27,846 --> 00:22:30,144 l know. Which means that l'll be able to use the club. 380 00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:31,273 As long as you make sure... 381 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,409 Higgins doesn't stop there for anything. All right. 382 00:22:33,485 --> 00:22:36,545 Great! Hey, what is this stuff, anyway? 383 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,822 You know, it smells like something my mother used to make. Tuna Noblidad. 384 00:23:07,986 --> 00:23:09,647 (Magnum) People can be a little funny... 385 00:23:09,721 --> 00:23:11,882 about communal living and unfamiliar lifestyles... 386 00:23:11,957 --> 00:23:15,393 so it's not unusual for a cult to choose an out-of-the-way address. 387 00:23:21,266 --> 00:23:22,597 [people chattering] 388 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:30,766 But the dragon symbol of this order told me... 389 00:23:30,842 --> 00:23:33,572 these were not the types who ask for money at airports. 390 00:23:48,226 --> 00:23:51,286 I didn't want to overreact by charging in there, gun in hand... 391 00:23:51,363 --> 00:23:54,423 but, like my Uncle George always said... 392 00:23:54,499 --> 00:23:57,229 ''it's a good idea to put something away for a rainy day. '' 393 00:24:20,325 --> 00:24:21,451 [groaning] 394 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:27,587 [whispering] l'm a friend of Sally's. Be quiet, okay? 395 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,336 You're the guy from the dock. 396 00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,966 Sally is here. She is worried about you. 397 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:39,269 She all right? She's fine. 398 00:24:39,911 --> 00:24:41,435 You shouldn't have come. 399 00:24:42,781 --> 00:24:44,373 What are you doing here? 400 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:47,848 l can explain. What is the meaning of this? 401 00:24:47,919 --> 00:24:49,978 Well, we were just leaving. Come on, Eric. 402 00:24:50,755 --> 00:24:52,689 You want to leave your friends, Eric? 403 00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,349 [Magnum groaning] Oh, no. 404 00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:59,161 l am not going in the water again. 405 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:02,965 Come on, Eric! 406 00:25:07,105 --> 00:25:09,972 [gun firing] 407 00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:12,468 [tires screeching] 408 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:15,980 (Rick) Two, no trump. 409 00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,476 (Agatha) Oh, hello, Mr. Magnum. Three, clubs. 410 00:25:18,550 --> 00:25:19,744 Hello, Agatha. 411 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:24,351 How's it going? Swimmingly. l can't thank you enough. 412 00:25:24,689 --> 00:25:28,625 Rick told us how you offered to let us use your place as a bridge parlor. 413 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:31,324 Oh, he did? (T.C.) Three, hearts. 414 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:33,394 Double. 415 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:35,230 Redouble. 416 00:25:35,467 --> 00:25:38,800 Thomas, would you get me a beer while you're up? Bid's to you, Aggie. 417 00:25:38,970 --> 00:25:41,131 (Agatha) Three hearts doubled and redoubled. 418 00:25:41,306 --> 00:25:43,365 Oh, l pass. lndeed, l do. 419 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:47,842 Well, l think l'll lead... 420 00:25:47,913 --> 00:25:51,144 the king of trumps... 421 00:25:51,216 --> 00:25:53,207 just to see what's what. 422 00:25:53,685 --> 00:25:55,312 We'll talk later. 423 00:25:58,857 --> 00:26:01,724 Rick, where are your hearts? You have no trumps. 424 00:26:01,793 --> 00:26:05,092 Of course not. You're the one that insisted on hearts, T.C. 425 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,198 T.C., can l talk to you for a minute? 426 00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:09,796 Yeah, sure. Here Sylvia, would you play this, please? 427 00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:12,359 l hate to see a grown man cry, especially me. 428 00:26:15,807 --> 00:26:18,503 You remember that quarterback on your Pop Warner team? 429 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,374 Albert. What was his name? 430 00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:22,807 Charlie, Albert Charlie. 431 00:26:22,881 --> 00:26:24,906 Yeah. well, take a look at this. 432 00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:28,616 (Magnum) This guy took a shot at me last night. 433 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,455 Hidden Dragon? Man, where'd these come from? 434 00:26:32,791 --> 00:26:35,316 l saw a wall hanging of the dragon last night... 435 00:26:35,393 --> 00:26:37,623 and it looked familiar, but l couldn't quite place it. 436 00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:39,323 And then this morning, l remembered Albert. 437 00:26:39,397 --> 00:26:42,298 So, l went and developed these pictures l took on the docks. 438 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:44,858 Man, The Hidden Dragon. l thought that group was dead. So did l! 439 00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:46,927 What are you guys talking about? What Hidden Dragon? 440 00:26:47,005 --> 00:26:48,632 lt's a long story. 441 00:26:48,707 --> 00:26:50,675 What are they doing back on the island? 442 00:26:51,576 --> 00:26:53,203 What about this dragon? 443 00:26:53,478 --> 00:26:55,810 Look, you know about Hong Kong... 444 00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,110 the new territories, China and Britain? 445 00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,741 Yeah, their lease is almost up. So? 446 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:03,117 Yeah, well, they were having these talks, and this radical political group-- 447 00:27:03,188 --> 00:27:04,655 (T.C.) Yeah, the Hidden Dragon. Yeah. 448 00:27:04,756 --> 00:27:06,951 They tried to disrupt the talks. They want Britain out. 449 00:27:07,325 --> 00:27:09,555 What are they doing back in Honolulu? 450 00:27:10,895 --> 00:27:11,884 Unless.... 451 00:27:12,697 --> 00:27:13,755 Unless there's more talks. 452 00:27:15,900 --> 00:27:17,231 [phone beeping] 453 00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:18,394 Yeah? 454 00:27:19,404 --> 00:27:20,393 Well-- 455 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,299 Yeah. Hold on a minute. 456 00:27:22,674 --> 00:27:24,005 Yep-- Huh? 457 00:27:24,075 --> 00:27:25,201 Give me that. 458 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,299 Hello. 459 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:28,670 Thomas, something wonderful has happened. 460 00:27:28,747 --> 00:27:30,908 Eric just called and he's ready to meet us. 461 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:40,153 (Higgins) Magnum, have you seen Agatha and Bernice? 462 00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,050 No. 463 00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,118 l've been waiting to go over the schedule with you. 464 00:27:44,195 --> 00:27:47,096 l'm expecting the guests and Sir Cedric to arrive at approximately-- 465 00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:49,099 l'm sorry. l'll have to talk to you when l get back. 466 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,828 Where in blazes are you going? 467 00:27:50,902 --> 00:27:53,200 This is unbelievably irresponsible, even for you-- 468 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,739 Higgins-- Magnum, let me explain something to you. 469 00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:59,106 l directed Sir Cedric Brooke in The Mikado when we were schoolboys at Eton. 470 00:27:59,177 --> 00:28:00,235 Wait a minute. Sir Cedric-- 471 00:28:00,311 --> 00:28:03,303 l directed him in The Mikado when we were under the same command in Burma. 472 00:28:03,381 --> 00:28:05,713 His lifelong study of oriental society and custom... 473 00:28:05,784 --> 00:28:07,547 made his interpretation of the role-- 474 00:28:07,619 --> 00:28:09,985 ls Sir Cedric with the British Diplomatic Corps? 475 00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:13,217 Good heavens, no. Cedric? 476 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,286 The man has all the tact of a charging rhinoceros. 477 00:28:16,461 --> 00:28:17,689 That does not alter the fact... 478 00:28:17,762 --> 00:28:21,562 that he called and personally asked me to put together this production of The Mikado. 479 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:23,294 lf he arrives and finds either the production... 480 00:28:23,368 --> 00:28:26,997 or my security measures lacking, l shall be personally humiliated. 481 00:28:27,072 --> 00:28:29,905 l'll be back. Security will be impeccable. 482 00:28:29,974 --> 00:28:32,670 And as for the show, what could possibly compete... 483 00:28:32,744 --> 00:28:35,042 with a Jonathan Quayle Higgins production? 484 00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:37,504 What does Sir Cedric do? 485 00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:39,714 He's retired. 486 00:28:53,064 --> 00:28:54,156 (Magnum) Ever wonder why... 487 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,996 there's no retirement home for private investigators? 488 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:59,036 I have. Often. 489 00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:03,607 And my reaction is that it always pays to be smarter than the other guy. 490 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:06,872 Especially when the other guy may be waiting to do you in. 491 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,946 I was beginning to see things that didn't add up. 492 00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,016 A newspaper ad left conveniently where I'd find it. 493 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:16,076 Guys shooting at me at close range and missing. 494 00:29:16,154 --> 00:29:20,955 Now, maybe Eric was waiting for me at the remote location he'd given Sally. 495 00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:23,620 [tires screeching] 496 00:29:24,028 --> 00:29:26,553 And then again, maybe he wasn't. 497 00:29:33,838 --> 00:29:35,237 I had a growing suspicion... 498 00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:38,605 that Eric hadn't joined the Hidden Dragon to learn chanting. 499 00:29:38,676 --> 00:29:42,112 When he left the commune alone, my suspicion was confirmed. 500 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:44,842 Unless that was a guitar in the rifle case. 501 00:29:49,587 --> 00:29:53,683 But I couldn't convince myself he was on his way to a jam session. 502 00:29:55,827 --> 00:30:00,093 And something T.C. said kept nagging at me. Were there more talks? 503 00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:03,760 And if not, why would a retired expert on China like Sir Cedric... 504 00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,895 choose this particular time to come to Honolulu... 505 00:30:06,971 --> 00:30:09,201 to star in a production of The Mikado? 506 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:12,667 (Higgins) Aha! 507 00:30:12,744 --> 00:30:14,712 The miscreants exposed! 508 00:30:14,779 --> 00:30:17,748 This is shocking behavior from members of my troupe. 509 00:30:17,949 --> 00:30:20,850 Jonathan, l think you're overreacting a bit. 510 00:30:20,919 --> 00:30:22,819 You will return to rehearsal at once. 511 00:30:22,887 --> 00:30:25,447 Now wait a minute, Higgins. You can't break this game up now. 512 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:26,922 T.C. and l are behind. 513 00:30:27,425 --> 00:30:29,052 $1,200. 514 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,387 $1,200? 515 00:30:32,730 --> 00:30:35,665 Gambling? You've been down here gambling? 516 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:39,561 Agatha, this is more than just gross dereliction of duty. 517 00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:42,105 Do you know, by the last rubber... 518 00:30:42,373 --> 00:30:46,036 it will be closer to $1,500. 519 00:30:46,678 --> 00:30:48,771 $1,500? 520 00:30:48,913 --> 00:30:51,973 Just relax. We'll make it up later, you know what l mean? 521 00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,984 l am simply appalled that you could behave... 522 00:30:54,052 --> 00:30:56,612 in such an unprofessional, irresponsible manner. 523 00:30:56,688 --> 00:31:00,351 Your duty is to remain close to the stage at all times in case l need you. 524 00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,086 Oh, good heavens. 525 00:31:02,727 --> 00:31:07,221 We're getting so tired of your bombastic manner. 526 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,800 Bombastic? Yes. 527 00:31:10,368 --> 00:31:15,305 You pick on us at all the rehearsals. Nothing we do is right. 528 00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:18,205 Madam, you are on shaky ground already. 529 00:31:18,276 --> 00:31:21,837 Don't throw your marginal musical manipulation in as well. 530 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:24,643 Well, you're only doing half The Mikado. 531 00:31:25,116 --> 00:31:29,450 l've never seen such eccentric staging. 532 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,921 Eccentric? You tell him, Bernice. 533 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:38,123 l'm quitting and you're quitting with me, Agatha, aren't you? 534 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:40,057 Well.... 535 00:31:40,665 --> 00:31:44,624 Well, Jonathan, you have perhaps been a touch too forceful... 536 00:31:44,702 --> 00:31:47,398 with your criticisms. Ridiculous. 537 00:31:47,772 --> 00:31:49,296 ''Ridiculous''! 538 00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:54,010 lf we're ridiculous, Agatha, we're not needed around here. 539 00:31:55,780 --> 00:31:58,806 Agatha, l forbid you to go. 540 00:32:01,452 --> 00:32:04,785 Nobody forbids me to do anything. 541 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:13,923 You'll come back. Crawling. 542 00:32:15,366 --> 00:32:18,494 Nobody quits the Sandwich lslands Savoyards. 543 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,003 They only leave when l fire them. 544 00:32:52,036 --> 00:32:54,334 (Sir Cedric) Gentlemen, l think that will be all for today. 545 00:32:54,405 --> 00:32:55,463 Thank you. 546 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:58,008 (man) Thank you, Sir Cedric. We're most grateful. 547 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,108 [gun cocking] 548 00:33:32,176 --> 00:33:33,200 Thank you. 549 00:34:14,419 --> 00:34:15,886 [groaning] 550 00:34:45,049 --> 00:34:46,710 [panting] 551 00:34:53,157 --> 00:34:54,419 (Higgins) lf it's a matter of billing... 552 00:34:54,492 --> 00:34:56,551 l am afraid the programs have already been printed. 553 00:34:56,627 --> 00:34:58,788 Oh, Jonathan, it's not the billing, or the money... 554 00:34:58,863 --> 00:35:00,091 or a larger role. 555 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,962 Then what in blazes is it? l've never seen you like this. 556 00:35:03,034 --> 00:35:05,332 lt's Bernice, isn't it? She's got you all fired up. 557 00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:07,667 lt has nothing to do with Bernice. 558 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,531 lt's you, Jonathan. 559 00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:13,934 l thought we were putting on a show, not some military campaign. 560 00:35:14,545 --> 00:35:18,481 We should be having fun. But you've been behaving like some.... 561 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:23,387 l'm sorry, Jonathan, like some overbearing commanding officer. 562 00:35:23,521 --> 00:35:26,354 Nonsense. l was merely trying-- Yes, you have. 563 00:35:26,457 --> 00:35:30,052 Like some overanxious nanny with her first charge. 564 00:35:44,275 --> 00:35:46,106 You're quite right, of course. 565 00:35:47,278 --> 00:35:51,078 l'm sorry to say that ever since Sir Cedric and l were in short pants... 566 00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,976 long before he was Sir Cedric... 567 00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:58,319 we have inspired in each other this unflattering competitive streak. 568 00:35:59,524 --> 00:36:03,620 As a matter of fact, l had even secretly begun to wish that he wouldn't show up... 569 00:36:03,694 --> 00:36:05,787 so that l might take his place. 570 00:36:07,198 --> 00:36:11,658 l've always fancied l would make a far better Lord High Executioner than he. 571 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,639 Dare l hope that you will find it in your heart... 572 00:36:16,774 --> 00:36:18,935 to forgive my churlish behavior... 573 00:36:19,810 --> 00:36:22,938 and return with me to the estate for this afternoon's performance? 574 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,647 (Magnum) When I was in Little League... 575 00:36:27,718 --> 00:36:30,050 I got smashed in the head with a baseball bat. 576 00:36:30,288 --> 00:36:31,983 The only difference between then and now... 577 00:36:32,056 --> 00:36:35,025 was that Eric swung a lot harder than a 10-year-old. 578 00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:39,528 I was dizzy, disoriented, and my legs felt as heavy as concrete pillars. 579 00:36:40,665 --> 00:36:43,691 But the worst feeling, was knowing I had to face Sally... 580 00:36:43,768 --> 00:36:45,633 and tell her her brother was dead. 581 00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:49,697 That I'd been forced to kill him, was going to make even less sense to her. 582 00:36:50,074 --> 00:36:53,771 But then, things weren't making a lot of sense to me, either. 583 00:36:57,381 --> 00:36:58,473 Wait! 584 00:36:58,816 --> 00:37:00,215 (Higgins) She wouldn't listen. 585 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,320 l am doomed. 586 00:37:04,589 --> 00:37:05,988 They're not coming back? 587 00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:11,055 Why today, of all days, has Agatha chosen to demonstrate her resolve? 588 00:37:11,495 --> 00:37:13,929 Weeks of backbreaking rehearsal. 589 00:37:14,365 --> 00:37:18,062 All my personal prestige on the line, along with my reputation as an artist. 590 00:37:18,135 --> 00:37:20,660 The entire British colony here today... 591 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:23,571 not to mention, a guest star of international renown. 592 00:37:23,641 --> 00:37:27,543 And what befalls me? Ruin. Humiliation. 593 00:37:28,446 --> 00:37:30,004 Disaster. 594 00:37:30,314 --> 00:37:31,941 (T.C.) Well, it could be worse. 595 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:36,645 l mean, just get two more girls. That routine isn't that hard to learn. 596 00:37:36,721 --> 00:37:40,521 That routine has at least 97 different motions, intonations, and gestures. 597 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,389 Don't forget the dance steps. lt's simply impossible. 598 00:37:43,494 --> 00:37:46,952 Come on Higgins. Listen, T.C. and l learned all that stuff. 599 00:37:47,698 --> 00:37:49,188 Well, we did. 600 00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:51,594 Listen, every time one of those girls was dummy... 601 00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,103 she was up and around that room, dancing and singing. 602 00:37:54,171 --> 00:37:57,629 Yeah. At first l thought it was some kind of secret signal. 603 00:37:57,708 --> 00:38:00,836 They were very dedicated to you, Jonathan. 604 00:38:01,612 --> 00:38:05,605 You're the loyal one, Sylvia. You didn't quit. You stuck with me. 605 00:38:06,250 --> 00:38:09,276 Well, l think you've been a terrible bully, too... 606 00:38:09,353 --> 00:38:13,119 but l've worked and waited all my life to sing and dance in this show. 607 00:38:13,190 --> 00:38:17,286 Higgins, look, you're not listening. lt's a snap. l'm telling you! 608 00:38:17,695 --> 00:38:18,957 T.C., come on. 609 00:38:20,531 --> 00:38:21,862 All right. 610 00:38:23,768 --> 00:38:24,928 [laughing] 611 00:38:29,907 --> 00:38:32,774 (Rick) Here we go. Feet together. Legs together. 612 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:35,169 Five, six, seven, eight. 613 00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:37,779 [in bad falsetto] * Three Little Maids from school are we * 614 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:40,316 ♪ Pert as a schoolgirl well can be ♪ 615 00:38:40,384 --> 00:38:43,581 ♪ Filled to the brim with girlish glee ♪ 616 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,657 ♪ Three Little Maids from school ♪♪ 617 00:38:48,125 --> 00:38:50,252 My God. l don't believe it. 618 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:53,126 Could you possibly do that one more time? 619 00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:56,462 Oh, you're not thinking of putting these two in the-- 620 00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,798 And this time, a little more coquettish with the eyes. 621 00:38:58,869 --> 00:39:02,737 Oh, if you're doing what l think you're gonna do, l'll quit. 622 00:39:02,807 --> 00:39:05,173 l'm warning you. What is she going on about? 623 00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:07,073 Nothing. lgnore her. Concentrate. 624 00:39:07,745 --> 00:39:11,613 Oh, you're doing it! And l quit! 625 00:39:11,682 --> 00:39:12,944 (Rick) Hey, Sylvia, wait a minute. 626 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,609 He's not serious. We're only joking with you. 627 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:17,677 She'll be back. She said herself she's been waiting all of her life for this. 628 00:39:17,755 --> 00:39:19,655 Now, about your costumes. 629 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:24,093 Higgins, l got a very important engagement. 630 00:39:24,395 --> 00:39:26,124 Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, hey, You can forget it. 631 00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:27,459 No way the kid gonna look ridiculous. 632 00:39:28,466 --> 00:39:30,263 Of course, not. Yeah. 633 00:39:30,634 --> 00:39:32,158 (Higgins) Certainly not. 634 00:39:32,269 --> 00:39:35,932 However, it does occur to me that your half of that sordid gambling debt... 635 00:39:36,006 --> 00:39:38,804 must be equal to the monthly payment for your helicopter. 636 00:39:39,443 --> 00:39:42,310 And as for you, Rick, l'm sure the Board of Directors of the club... 637 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:46,180 would want to seriously reconsider the employment of a known gambler. 638 00:39:47,118 --> 00:39:51,316 Now, of course, if both of you were to volunteer to be in the show... 639 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:54,381 l might possibly be able to use my influence with both the ladies... 640 00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:56,085 and the Board of Directors. 641 00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:59,591 The decision, naturally, is up to you. 642 00:40:00,598 --> 00:40:03,123 You wouldn't. Oh, yes, l would. 643 00:40:13,778 --> 00:40:16,212 (Magnum) The more I walked, the more I put the pieces together. 644 00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,646 How would Eric have known where to call Sally? 645 00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,611 And who had led me step by step... 646 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:23,380 to the clues that had lured me away from the estate... 647 00:40:23,621 --> 00:40:25,748 and from the assassination plot? 648 00:40:26,056 --> 00:40:27,250 Sally. 649 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:30,685 The beauty with the innocent eyes and the heartbreak smile... 650 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:31,887 had set me up. 651 00:40:32,630 --> 00:40:35,895 And even though Eric had failed, I realized he was only plan A. 652 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,097 If I didn't find a way to get home soon... 653 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:41,366 the Lord High Executioner was gonna be executed himself. 654 00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:43,797 The other foot, Rick. 655 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:47,408 T.C., l can't do it alone. 656 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:50,106 You got to be in the show. l mean, think of Gilbert and Sullivan. 657 00:40:50,181 --> 00:40:51,842 Think of the money. l have. 658 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,282 l made a deal with Higgins to cover security for Magnum. 659 00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,478 And that will take care of my part of the debt. 660 00:40:56,554 --> 00:40:58,351 Goodbye. That's just great. 661 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:02,657 Rick, you're not even dressed yet. Higgins has already called half-hour. 662 00:41:02,726 --> 00:41:05,194 Look, Sally. l can't do it. l can't remember the words... 663 00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:06,627 l can't remember the motivation... 664 00:41:06,697 --> 00:41:08,460 and l can't-- l can't look coquettish. 665 00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:11,524 Yes, you can. Sit down, and l'll help you finish your makeup. 666 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:13,934 Quickly, please. l'm calling everyone into the study. 667 00:41:14,004 --> 00:41:15,369 Sir Cedric is here. 668 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:20,869 Dumb. 669 00:41:40,431 --> 00:41:44,731 lt is an honor to welcome to the Sandwich lslands Savoyards... 670 00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:47,366 our very special guest star... 671 00:41:47,805 --> 00:41:51,002 whose generosity in coming today to lend his support... 672 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:53,305 to our endeavor is legend. 673 00:41:54,778 --> 00:41:56,177 Sir Cedric Brooke. 674 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,010 Thank you all very much. 675 00:42:00,084 --> 00:42:03,747 lt's a pleasure to see the spirit of Gilbert and Sullivan... 676 00:42:03,821 --> 00:42:05,846 flourish so far from home. 677 00:42:06,790 --> 00:42:10,226 l'm sure today's performance will indeed be most memorable. 678 00:42:10,661 --> 00:42:12,026 Thank you again. 679 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:18,960 All right, everybody. 20 minutes to curtain. 680 00:42:20,404 --> 00:42:24,340 Sally, we can't do this alone. Now, who is going to play the third little maid? 681 00:42:24,408 --> 00:42:27,468 lf Sylvia doesn't come back, then we'll just do it without her. 682 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:29,337 The show must go on. 683 00:42:30,147 --> 00:42:31,409 Higgins. 684 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:33,515 Higgins, this is your last chance to reconsider. 685 00:42:33,584 --> 00:42:35,245 You got to cut the Three Little Maids number. 686 00:42:35,319 --> 00:42:37,287 We can't just do it with the two of us. 687 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:39,113 (Agatha) You won't have to. 688 00:42:40,190 --> 00:42:41,418 Agatha. 689 00:42:44,128 --> 00:42:47,689 l'm afraid l wasn't able to convince Bernice and Sylvia. 690 00:42:48,632 --> 00:42:51,328 But your apology was certainly good enough for me. 691 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:54,764 Thank you. Yeah, thanks a lot. 692 00:42:54,838 --> 00:42:56,203 Get ready. 693 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:01,435 And remember: coquettish. Coquettish. 694 00:43:01,645 --> 00:43:05,046 And a big, bright. light opera smile. 695 00:43:07,484 --> 00:43:09,247 ♪♪[orchestra playing] 696 00:43:49,960 --> 00:43:50,949 [orchestra stops] 697 00:44:00,704 --> 00:44:02,604 (Magnum) The old guy who picked me up considered... 698 00:44:02,673 --> 00:44:04,368 30 miles an hour speeding... 699 00:44:04,441 --> 00:44:08,673 and the ride cost me every cent I had. But it was worth it if I was in time. 700 00:44:09,013 --> 00:44:12,141 Otherwise Higgins' classic staging of the Three Little Maids... 701 00:44:12,216 --> 00:44:14,650 would be one that no one would ever forget. 702 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,109 [orchestra playing] 703 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:27,928 Three Little Maids from school are we 704 00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:30,296 Pert as a schoolgirl well can be 705 00:44:30,367 --> 00:44:32,801 Filled to the brim with girlish glee 706 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,565 Three Little Maids from school 707 00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:36,663 Everything is a source of fun 708 00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:41,104 Nobody's safe for we care for none 709 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,646 Life is a joke that's just begun 710 00:44:48,152 --> 00:44:50,416 (all) Three Little Maids from school 711 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:55,625 Three Little Maids who all unwary 712 00:44:55,693 --> 00:44:57,957 Come from a ladies' seminary 713 00:44:58,028 --> 00:45:00,258 Freed from its genius tutelary 714 00:45:01,098 --> 00:45:03,089 Three Little Maids from school 715 00:45:03,167 --> 00:45:04,930 Sir Cedric, get down! Three Little Maids 716 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:06,697 [gun fires] from school 717 00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,260 [people cheering] 718 00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:12,641 (man) Bravo! Bravo! 719 00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:27,245 [door closes] 720 00:45:28,225 --> 00:45:29,522 Higgins? 721 00:45:29,693 --> 00:45:31,718 (Higgins) Well, what have you got to say for yourself? 722 00:45:31,795 --> 00:45:33,262 And this had better be good. 723 00:45:33,330 --> 00:45:35,423 No. You. 724 00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,701 You have got some explaining to do. 725 00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:41,169 l almost got killed chasing down some lunatic... 726 00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:42,603 who was after your friend. 727 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:45,608 lf you had been attending to security, as l asked you to do... 728 00:45:45,676 --> 00:45:46,938 you would have uncovered the plot... 729 00:45:47,010 --> 00:45:49,774 before it got to some ridiculous cliffside confrontation. 730 00:45:49,847 --> 00:45:53,544 lf you had told me why Sir Cedric was here, l could have handled security. 731 00:45:53,617 --> 00:45:55,847 l don't appreciate being left in the dark, Higgins. 732 00:45:55,919 --> 00:45:58,979 How in blazes was l supposed to tell you something l didn't know myself? 733 00:45:59,056 --> 00:46:00,353 You should have suspected the truth... 734 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,654 when that girl approached you in the first place... Wait a minute. 735 00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:05,889 ...with that preposterous story about.... Wait! Wait, wait, wait. 736 00:46:06,497 --> 00:46:09,125 Sir Cedric, your good friend... 737 00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:14,067 who's been through several wars with you, did not tell you why he was here? 738 00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:16,630 No. 739 00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:19,905 Doesn't that make you mad? 740 00:46:20,644 --> 00:46:21,906 Furious. 741 00:46:21,979 --> 00:46:25,710 [laughing] 742 00:46:26,250 --> 00:46:28,878 What? lt's nothing. Just.... 743 00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:33,284 l'm upset with Sally because she lied to me. 744 00:46:33,357 --> 00:46:35,689 And you're upset with Sir Cedric because he lied to you. 745 00:46:35,759 --> 00:46:38,023 And here we are, taking it out on each other. 746 00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:39,785 [humphs] 747 00:46:41,031 --> 00:46:42,225 Yes. 748 00:46:42,966 --> 00:46:44,490 l see what you mean. 749 00:46:45,102 --> 00:46:46,126 (Rick) Higgins! 750 00:46:46,236 --> 00:46:47,225 [door closes] 751 00:46:48,172 --> 00:46:50,106 Hi, Thomas. Hi, Rick. 752 00:46:50,174 --> 00:46:53,109 Higgins, l've been giving next year's show.... 753 00:46:53,177 --> 00:46:55,407 Well, l've been giving it a lot of thought. 754 00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:57,673 Next year's show? Mmm-hmm. 755 00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,074 You know, l got to admit, at first... 756 00:47:00,150 --> 00:47:02,641 just the thought of me doing some stupid musical, well... 757 00:47:02,719 --> 00:47:04,846 it really wasn't something l wanted to do. 758 00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:07,186 But then, after today's performance, well.... 759 00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:09,214 Well, here. 760 00:47:13,564 --> 00:47:15,361 The Pirates of Penzance? 761 00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:19,230 Yeah, don't you see? The Pirate King. l'm perfect! 762 00:47:19,436 --> 00:47:23,065 Come on, l'll show you. l assure you, that's not necessary. 763 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:25,665 Higgins, please, just let me show you. Take a second. 764 00:47:25,809 --> 00:47:27,572 ♪ l am the Pirate King ♪ 765 00:47:27,644 --> 00:47:30,238 lt is, it is, a glorious thing to be the Pirate King 766 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:31,906 Magnum, please don't go. Higgins, just think. 767 00:47:31,982 --> 00:47:34,576 [Magnum laughing ] We got a whole year just to get my voice in shape. 768 00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:36,448 l am the Pirate King 769 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:39,978 lt is, it is a glorious thing to be the Pirate King 770 00:47:40,057 --> 00:47:42,048 lt is, it is, it is 771 00:47:42,098 --> 00:47:46,648 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0